Weekend Update
So Friday I discovered that the MP3 player did in fact survive the washer/dryer incident. (Buy iRiver folks!) After a long drive to LA, Alan and I ate some awesome Chinese food. Then went to bed early because I was wiped out. Saturday was cell phone shopping with Kate and Mexican food lunch. Then after a nap...laptop shopping. I am now posting from my brand new Sony Vaio. And let me tell you that hooking it up to the internet has been a long, arduous process that took more work than necessary. Saturday afternoon consisted of stealing wireless from the neighbors. Saturday night was the Improv Jam. I just watched. Yesterday was breakfast at lazy day. Today was back to the grind.
A riddle I wish I didn't know the answer to....
What's red, expensive, and doesn't survive the washer then dryer? Give up? An MP3 player.
Who's game?
How much fun would it be to make
this?
Best conversation of the day....
(or an approximation because it happened several hours ago)
Me: I forgot it is Friday and the only food in my house has meat in it. So I brought this pasta dish for lunch that I don't want because I've eaten it for the last few days.
Sarah: I've been sick so there is no food in my house. All I could find is a can of vegetable soup that I don't want.
Me: Wanna trade?
Sarah: Yeah. It's like being in school all over again.
Me: Except
we made our lunches we don't want instead of our moms.
Stupid people are on this earth soley for entertainment
Below is a story I found while checking email. I've highlighted the parts that I find the most entertaining....
"Couple Cited in Bizarre Fake Penis Case"
By JOE MANDAK, Associated Press Writer
PITTSBURGH - A man and woman were cited Friday in connection with a bizarre incident that resulted in
a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store last week. Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, and Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, were both cited for criminal mischief and disorderly conduct in the Feb. 23 incident at the Get Go! gasoline and convenience store in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh.
Each charge carries a possible sentence of up to 90 days in jail and up to a $300 fine.
Bostic had filled a fake penis with his urine that Creighton, a friend, planned to use to pass a drug test she was taking to get a job, Police Chief Joseph Pero said.
Creighton
asked a store clerk to microwave the device so the urine inside would be body-temperature and fool those giving the drug test, Pero said.
Police still aren't sure why or how Creighton chose to use a device that mimics the male sex organ to pass her drug test.Creighton didn't immediately return a call to her home on Friday.
Defense attorney William Difenderfer didn't dispute the police account, but said
there's no proof his clients had any criminal intent to damage the microwave _ the basis for the criminal mischief charge.
"I certainly understand the ramifications and I'm certainly not saying it wasn't a stupid thing to do," Difenderfer said. "But there's a lot of bizarre stuff that we don't always have a remedy for in the crimes code."
Difenderfer said his clients want to settle the case, in part, by reimbursing the store for a new microwave oven. Pero said
the store got rid of the old oven because it couldn't be used for food once bodily fluids were cooked inside it.Neither Difenderfer nor Pero know what kind of job the woman applied for, or whether she was hired.
